Lifetime membership entitles you to a clan T-shirt to proudly wear whenever you want to make new friends, start up conversations with total strangers or just get a laugh. A certificate suitable for framing and hanging on the wall to impress all who gaze upon it and a laminated wallet card to prove to one and all that you were roped into this offer! Remember that any and all of this entitles you to absolutely nothing except to have a good time!